Last Night in Washington (425)

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  I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.

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  No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.

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  got weed?

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  I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.

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  sorry mom...

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  What goes on in that head of yours?

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  Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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  Where the royal fuck are you??

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  The depths of vodka hell.

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  I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?

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  OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?

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  Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...

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  I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed

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  Yeah, that sounds like my life.

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  ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.

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  He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."

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  This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?

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  I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.

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  He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.

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  Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water

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  Legs for days

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  Harpoon that

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