we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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