Last Night in California (408)

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  No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.

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  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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  every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.

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  he got wood on it!

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  i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.

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  ...i was talking about hockey

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  that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it

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  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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  When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.

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  Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.

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  You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.

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  Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

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  JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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  This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.

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  Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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  who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am

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  is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??

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  your beer goggles are on backwards.

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