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  I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.

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  Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.

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  Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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  If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.

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  seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.

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  Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.

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  That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.

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  He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.

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  Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.

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  Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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  All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.

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  You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.

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  Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.

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  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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