He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
