I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
