it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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