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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.

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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.

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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.

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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?

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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.

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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis

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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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