Last Night in California (209)

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  Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.

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  And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.

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  Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.

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  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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  We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.

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  Duh.

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  Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something

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  Show him your tits if he says no

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  They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.

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  This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!

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  His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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  Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!

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  Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.

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  come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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  His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.

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  What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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  I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside

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