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  Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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  Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.

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  Too many margaritas?

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  i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.

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  Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.

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  At least I've made one childhood dream come true

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  I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.

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  When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.

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  Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

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  I find this completely acceptable.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.

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  Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high

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  people are starting to question the shark bite story

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  right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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  Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone

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