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  Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.

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  you didnt know i had herpes?

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  He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.

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  Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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  Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots

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  that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

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  Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

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  You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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  They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes

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  you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys

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  she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song

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  My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".

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  it was like eating out sand paper

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  dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

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  well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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