Last Night in British Columbia (778)

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  On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?

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  Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours. 

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  I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was

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  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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  And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.

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  Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.

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  All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.

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  I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job

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  OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

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  You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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  When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.

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  My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.

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  I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.

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  Sorry for trying to baptize you last night

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  You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed

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