And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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