Last Night in New Jersey (856)

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  So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.

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  this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.

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  Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?

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  Of course. Go big or go home.

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  You're my fucking queen.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.

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  He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.

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  i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand

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  We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.

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  Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him

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  Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won

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  Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad

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  He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

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  Restraining orders are what college is about.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.

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