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Last Night in Kentucky (859)

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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes

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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.

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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.

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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.

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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.

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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?

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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.

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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"

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