just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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