lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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