Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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