Best Nights of All Time

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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• (510): View more from California

  he said he didn't have a condom.

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  and you said?

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  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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  Prove it.

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• (909): View more from California

  I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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  How was it?

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  Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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