Worst Nights of All Time

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.

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• (916): View more from California

  Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me

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  They're the hard candy kind!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you

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