The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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