Best Nights of All Time

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  Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.

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  He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time

  (406): View more from Montana

  Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!

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• (845): View more from New York

  Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.

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