Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
