Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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