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(864): View more from South Carolina

Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?

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Why are you in my underwear drawer?

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(239): View more from Florida

she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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(+32): View more from Belgium

Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(720): View more from Colorado

she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.

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(210): View more from Texas

i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.

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