I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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