What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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