I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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