I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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