I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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