That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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