I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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