that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Found the puke drawer
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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