don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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