i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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