why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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