This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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