I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
