we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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