Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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