first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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