She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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