i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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