I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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