She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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