you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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