I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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