I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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