dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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