I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Walk of Shame today included voting.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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