my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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