I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
