SEEEEXXX PLEASE
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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