Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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